Since my last post was a little bit of a downer, I thought I’d share a more positive realization I had recently. The other day, I was watching 19 Kids and Counting. (Because that’s what you do when you’re unemployed: watch reality tv. Don’t judge me.) In case you live under a rock and aren’t familiar with the show, it’s about the Duggars, a very conservative Christian family in rural Arkansas. And yes, there are 19 kids in the family. All of them are natural-born children of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.
So I realized that if I were a Duggar, I probably would have been married off years ago and would have popped out 5 or 6 kids by now. Seriously. 5 or 6 kids. Sheesh. Suddenly, being single, unemployed, and 30 doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?