This Is Not a Drill

Attention all blog-readers: It is raining in Los Angeles.  I repeat: It. Is. Raining. In. Los. Angeles.  Sound the alarms!  Alert the media!!  And then follow this checklist:

1. Freak out.

2. Send out a tweet and/or update facebook status about the rain.

3. Immediately forget how to drive.

4. If you’re driving, turn the windshield wipers on super duper high.  Even though it’s barely sprinkling.

4a. Even though you have the windshield wipers on super duper high, don’t turn your headlights on.  Ever.

5. Hunker down.  It has to stop raining eventually.  It will be ok.

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