So… in the midst of all the life changes (like, oh, say, moving 2,800 miles across the country and getting a new job), I got out of the habit of going to yoga regularly. (Maybe it IS inertia?) When a friend invited me to take a class with the super nice lady who led my recent labyrinth meditation, I decided it was time to get back in the yoga groove.
It was great! I’m a bit sore, but it’s a good kind of sore, a yay-I-accomplished-something-and-did-something-good-for-my-body kind of sore.
Anyhoo, after that, I decided I wanted to keep up the health kick and get a juice for lunch from Whole Foods. I got a “kalicious” smoothie, which had kale, spinach, apple, banana, and lemon. It’s yummy, guys, I swear.
I was in the check out line, and I was only half paying attention to my surrounding because I was eyeballing those candies they put on display to tempt you into spending more money. Then, I noticed that the blonde lady in front of me was almost done checking out. Her second-to-last item was a head of cabbage in a plastic produce bag. She made the cashier put it back because (direct quote), “I always buy more than I can use.”
Guess how much her total was.
No, seriously, guess.
Five hundred and forty dollars, AND SHE MADE THE CASHER PUT BACK A HEAD OF CABBAGE.
Omg. People are so ridiculous sometimes. No shortage of entertainment ’round these parts.