Tea Hee Hee

To lighten the mood from yesterday’s buzzkill of a post, I’ve decided to play it funny today.  As such, I have compiled a list of my favorite tea jokes*:

 

What does a teapot say to her lover?

Oh Darjeeling!

 

What is a baby teapot’s favorite game?

Pekoe-boo!

 

How long does it take to ship tea from China by slow boat?

Oolong time!

 

What did the teapot say to the tea bag?

I don’t want another seep out of you!

 

What happens when Old Lady Teapot laughs too hard?

She teas her pants.

 

What does a teapot say to her hairdresser?

Don’t teas

 

 

Hope you have a great Friday!  See you after the weekend!!

 

 

 

 

* Disclaimer: I didn’t create any of these jokes.  I found them here and I picked my favorites.  And also edited slightly for grammar because I couldn’t help myself.  🙂

 

 

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